Jezzer's narration: Soon it became clear there were two races going on. One for people who'd brought the right tools...and one for those...who were tools.

Hahahaha.

And now for some classic Top Gear.

[After Jeremy pulls up to May and Hammond with his lorry trailer on fire]

Hammond: FIRE!
Hammond & May: You're on FIRE!
Clarkson: (oblivious) We' ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day, for the unintiated:

May: This has never been done before.
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